Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig
if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…
realtalk i am considering getting an “i refuse to sink” tattoo with a picture of a pool noodle because of this post
listen to the peace within you
feel the dirt beneath your toes
"In the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been using something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years and I’ve gone unnoticed"
waiting for the day i bump into a band member in the street and i pretend i dont know who they are and they fall in love with me